Thanks for pretending that I eagerly signed up to get email about the iPhone. This is, of course, a lie.
From: News@InsideApple.Apple.com
Subject: Thank you for your interest in iPhone.
Date: May 16, 2007 3:06:48 PM PDT
Talk to you soon.
Thanks for signing up. You’ll be the first to hear the latest about iPhone–coming this June. That gives you just enough time to think of ways to break the news to your current phone.
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